With a tip o’ the hat to OmegaMom, who had this meme on her blog:
In Google, I typed my first name followed by the word “needs”. I then was to report the top 10 hits for “Carol Anne needs __________.”
As you can see below, I must not need much. Because I couldn’t even get 10 hits on the phrase.
In order:
Carol Anne needs 2 hurry up and pass her driving test.
Carol Anne needs the beach … NOW!
Carol Anne needs to do her homework.
Carol Anne needs an outlet.
Carol Anne needs your help.
Carol Anne needs our support right now.
My comments:
Carol Anne needs 2 hurry up and pass her driving test. I think my father uttered the first phrase shortly after I flunked my first driving test. That was back in… 1976.
Carol Anne needs the beach … NOW! I need the beach like I need another hole in my head. I’m not the beach type.
Carol Anne needs to do her homework. I haven’t had “homework” since I got out of grad school. But perhaps I need to do my other “homework”. Gotta Swiffer?
Carol Anne needs an outlet. I agree with this one. I have so much electrical stuff, I’m always running out of places to plug stuff in. More outlets, please!
Carol Anne needs your help. Remember the comment about “homework”? I could use some help with that… NOW!
Carol Anne needs our support right now. Please send 10s, 20s, 50s, 100s. All proceeds go toward the Second Bathroom Plumbing Fund. I have 8% of the plumbing bill saved so far!
That, in a nutshell, is what I need. What do you need?
What I got when I did it, is just plain scary, lol.
What I got when I did it, is just plain scary, lol.