‘,’… why I never win contests or get published. Saw this lamentation of a frustrated scrapper on one of my many scrapping lists:

\”it seems that if you want to get published in CK (and be considered top notch) you stand a better chance if you: heat an image with UTEE, drive over it in you car, tape it to the leading edge of a Thunderbirds jet, where it will be dropped into a stream (fresh water only) nibbled on the edge by a 6\” bass (1/2 to 3/4 inches on each corner), then dry it by brushing it with organic corn husks. After that – scan it, alter it with Photoshop, and print onto vellum using professionally processed heat printing techniques. It\’s crazy. I am all for the leading edge, top-notch work, etc. but I feel like the publishers have lost touch with reality (I use the gallery as my reality). \”

Amen, sister!’,’

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